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Merry Politically Incorrect Christmas

Merry Politically Incorrect Christmas

(NaturalNews) In the spirit of the late, great George Carlin, I present "Merry Politically Incorrect Christmas," a free speech experiment that is fully intended to provoke the complete idiocy of the insane, racist, bigoted status quo on the political left and all its hatred and intolerance of anything Christian or white. (And, God forbid, White Christmas!)

For the record, this poem does not represent my personal views on all the subjects it mentions. It is, by definition, an absurd, exaggerated, provocative experiment of speech labels in today's insane culture of P.C. conformity and crybully victimization. Personally, I am neither racist nor bigoted, which is why I do not conform to any political party of the establishment system that's screwing us all.

Finally, if concepts like a transgender Santa twerking his bare ass down the chimney offend you, remember that far more offensive imagery is broadcast non-stop on Netflix, Amazon Prime and now even Disney...

Merry Politically Incorrect Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Hillary got schlonged by a climate change mouse

White privilege snow covered homes and casinos
Suppressing the rights of all blacks and latinos

Gay presents were wrapped by the best non-white races
While parents tucked children away in safe spaces

They lie there confused in their organic beds
With visions of gender-change drugs in their heads

When out on the roof there arose such a clatter
I dropped the remote to see what was the matter

I thought it was cops, so I leapt like the flash
I turned off the porn and covered my stash

And there to behold was a man on a trike
It was transgender Santa dressed up like a dyke!

He wore a gray pantsuit with a hole in the center
Had a body like Midler and face like Jenner

"On Honkey and Redneck and Bigot and Kike!"
Screamed transgender Santa dressed up like a dyke

They clattered for minutes with rooftop taps
Reindeer bitching and moaning about gender pay gaps

Then down from the chimney came a disfigured mass
It was transgender Santa, twerking frantic bare ass

Nowhere were presents or gifts in his sack
But a hand-written note, "I identify as BLACK!"

Santa opened his bag and spilled to the floor
Papers with more victim slogans galore

"I'm offended!" "That's hurtful!" "I think that was MEAN!"
Slick crybully slogans spilled over the scene

"No more toys!" said St. Nick, "No commercialization."
"This year I give gifts of victimization!"

The libtards rejoiced and chugged Coke to get fatter
While grubbing for food stamps 'cuz Black Lives do Matter

More poverty, ignorance, and Obama race-baiting
Means years of rewards for the party of hating

To get what they want, they use madness of crowds
They just pull out a slogan and read it aloud!

The media screams how their plight is unjust
While entitlement spending pushes nation to bust

TransSanta lay a finger aside of his nose
Then snorted some coke and upwards he rose

He flew back to his sweatshop of obedient Elves
With Planned Parenthood baby parts stocked on the shelves

Rejoicing Big Brother confiscation and theft
He said: "Happy Holidays to all; and stay trapped on the left!"

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