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Scientists GONE WILD: Discredited Monsanto shill Kevin Folta unleashes twitter aneurism, accuses Health Ranger of 'violence' and Food Babe of 'terrorism'

Kevin Folta

(NaturalNews) There's nothing quite as much fun to watch as a discredited Monsanto puppet self-destructing across social media. After being exposed as an academic whore who lied about receiving money from Monsanto, Univ. of Florida scientist Kevin Folta has now gone "full retard" and unleashed a bizarre series of tweets showcasing his mental instability.

"Natural News now promoting use of Craigslist to incite local violence against me," Folta tweeted today in a bizarre, delusional accusation based solely on whatever weird visions haunt his own twisted mind. The story he cited was merely reposting a humorous Craigslist ad somebody wrote: "Folta of UF was paid by Monsanto to Lie."

The Craigslist post emphasizes, "ADDITIONALLY MONSANTO PAID HIM $25,000 TO WRITE THIS ARTICLE."

Most importantly, there isn't a hint of violence anywhere in the text. All the violence against Kevin Folta is coming from the voices in his own head -- the same voices, probably, that had him calling the Food Babe a "food terrorist" and comparing her to a dog because she dared to suggest Folta was on the take from Monsanto.

And guess what? The Food Babe was right. Folta recently got busted for failing to mention $25,000 in Monsanto money after repeatedly and vehemently denying any financial ties to Monsanto. (Heck, he STILL denies it!)

Here's the actual Craigslist ad somebody posted in Gainesville, which I described as hilarious:

Why does Monsanto seem to attract all the mentally unstable "sciency" people?

Kevin Folta is fast emerging as not just a Monsanto Mafia member and incredibly entertaining academic whore -- does he also give lapdog dances to Monsanto executives? -- but also a mentally unstable "Monsanto douchebag" who thinks that his own accusations against everybody else are "facts" while other people's accusations against him are "violence."

Obviously, if Kevin Folta believes he is being threatened with violence by a hilarious Craigslist post that exposes his douchebaggery, then he should file a police report about it. I'm sure the Gainesville police have all sorts of free time to deal with imaginary violence and a 48-hour psychiatric observation hold for loony tunes university professors. At the same time, if Folta's mind is so twisted about the definition of violence, we might reasonably wonder how he can claim any credibility at all on the issue of genetic engineering and GMOs.

Funny thing about that: Folta actually claimed in an article published in The Atlantic that "bread is a foam." He also says that genetic engineering is totally natural and merely a "more precise" version of natural plant breeding. (Yeah, he really says that. And he's a scientist!) Click here to read the full data dump of Kevin Folta's once-secret emails. Be prepared to be sincerely amused.

When Monsanto douchebags lose the intellectual argument, they always play the "violence" crybaby card

Honestly, I haven't been this entertained since we got our hands on the divorce documents of Monsanto front man and George Mason University "fellow" Jon Entine, whose own wife described him in court documents as engaging in "domestic abuse" and trying to choke her out on their own front porch. (See the Jon Entine page on TruthWiki for all the sordid details and documents.)

Violence, it seems, is the default idea that occurs to these Monsanto Mafia operators. When they're not claiming that hilarious tweets are acts of "violence" aimed at them, they're committing violence against women... or accusing women of being violent against them.

Monsanto shills all exhibit the same sort of twisted, angry manias and clinical paranoia. They imagine the entire world of GMO activists is running around with sniper rifles trying to take them out, when in reality we're mostly just ROFL so hard that we can't even catch our own breath. Watching Kevin Folta's twitter feed made me laugh so hard today, I think I peed a little... (oh gosh, did I put that in print?)

Before he was exposed as a violent wife choker and fired from Forbes.com for fabricating fake news stories, I seem to remember Jon Entine once accused me of ordering Natural News readers to murder him... or mail him children's coloring books... or tickle his feet with chicken feathers... or something. Get out your tin foil hats, folks: If Jon Entine and Kevin Folta ever wind up in the same room -- such as a jail cell -- it's going to be a paranoia paradise with all-you-can eat GMO self-loathing shame cookies and perverted adult toys dripping with glyphoSATISM.

The real violence comes from Kevin Folta in the form of cancer-causing chemicals he wants you to eat

What's NOT funny about all this, of course, is that people like Kevin Folta and Jon Entine are, themselves, promoters of chemical violence against everyone. By pushing toxic GMOs and cancer-causing glyphosate as "safe" while lying to the public about health risks, they are directly encouraging children, expectant mothers and everyone else to consume toxic chemicals that even the World Health Organization now lists as a probable carcinogen.

So while Kevin Folta's mental demons are telling him that a humorous Craigslist post is an act of "violence," the real violence is coming from his own twisted GMO advocacy as a corrupted academic prostitute, now exposed as a Monsanto shill and discredited University of Florida faculty member.

Hashtag upgrade to #KevinFoltaMonsantoCrybaby

Until this moment, we've been laughing our heads off with the hashtag #KevinFoltaMonsantoDouchebag

But now, it seems we need to offer something new for Kevin to ponder, and maybe he'll even come up with a way to define this as "violence" too. How about: #KevinFoltaMonsantoCrybaby instead?

This is the same crybaby, remember, who viciously smeared the Food Babe and called her a fraud, a crackpot, a dog and a food terrorist. But when Folta gets exposed as a Monsanto whore, he transforms into a spineless crybaby, screaming about how the scary Food Babe is trying to hurt him. (The only groups who need to be afraid of the Food Babe are companies like Subway, which the Food Babe exposed as serving sandwiches made from yoga mat chemicals soaked in Jared Fogle's perv juice.)

Feel free to chime in on Kevin Folta's delusional world of twisted reality via Twitter @kevinfolta or visit Kevin Folta's twitter page to enjoy the hilarity of his ridiculous tweets that claim he's being hunted down by clean food "terrorists" wielding horribly harmful words like "transparency" and "accountability." Ouch! It hurts so bad just to type these "violent" words!

You can also tweet the Univ. of Florida which is serving as a Monsanto front for academic shills like Folta. Tweet to @UF or see twitter.com/UF. Ask the university if Folta is also available as a prostitute for undergrads, too, or if he only reserves such activities only for Monsanto. I wonder: Are Folta's GMO whoring lectures at the university self service or full service?

Behold Dr. Kevin Folta's rules of reality

Rule #1) Hilarious tweets are "violence." And the Food Babe is a "food terrorist."

Rule #2) Genetic engineering is just like natural plant breeding, but more "precise."

Rule #3) Herbicide chemicals are "noble."

Rule #4) Freedom of Information Act requests for publicly funded scientists is "harassment."

Rule #5) Kevin Folta believes he is an innocent victim of clean food "terrorists" who are hiding under his desk and trying to kill him at every opportunity... by tweeting words at him like "douchebaggery" and "crybaby."

Surrender to Kevin Folta's Crybaby Bonnet of Power

Be warned, adventurers! All ye who dare post to Kevin Folta's twitter feed will be accused of being "terrorists" who commit "violence" against Folta the Science God! He may strike you down with his Crybaby Bonnet of Power, and his +3 Magic Nipple Bottle, and cast you into the dungeon of "anti-science" shame, from which you will never emerge without a PhD and a self-primed male masturbation accessory.

And if you really piss him off, he has a 27th-level Wizard recorded on a character sheet somewhere that he'll unleash against your online avatar. Thanks to Monsanto spoon-feeding him huge collections of bulls--t, he can now set them on fire and fling 5-dice flaming fireballs of bulls--t in your direction, all backed by the University of Florida's master bulls--t flinger and department head Jack Payne -- a man who is horrendously annoyed at the fact that taxpayers dare ask for transparency concerning taxpayer-funded university staffers like himself.

In his university lectures, Kevin Folta thinks of himself as a sort of GMO Gandalf. And to those students who refuse to bow down and worship the propaganda of Monsanto, he thrusts a staff at their noggins, screaming, "THOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

University of Florida department head totally annoyed that the taxpayers who pay his salary demand scientific transparency

No doubt Jack Payne, the Senior Vice President for Agriculture and Natural Resources at the University of Florida, probably thinks the Freedom of Information Act was created by ISIS for the sole purpose of terrorizing academics. After all, FOIA and ISIS both consist of four letters... isn't that scientific proof of a nefarious plot to murder and terrorize scientists by demanding records of their research which WE paid for?

If Kevin Folta is suffering from paranoid delusions about GMO activists and imagined threats of violence and terrorism, Jack Payne is steeped in pathological intellectual revisionism that makes him absurdly believe the Freedom of Information Act requests will somehow "silence" other scientists! (Yes, scientific transparency is BAD. Scientific secrecy is GOOD, just like GMOs should never be labeled on food, either, because food ingredient transparency is also BAD while food secrecy is GOOD. Got it?)

"Requests such as the one from US Right to Know consume attention and energy, pose the danger of silencing other scientists and impede us from pursuing our true mission of groundbreaking science," Payne wrote in a crybaby article whining about scientific transparency and calling FOIA requests "harassment of researchers." In his mind, the taxpayers who pay his salary are nothing but idiotic rabble who are too stupid to understand his "real science" and therefore have no right to even ask what sort of science he's pursuing with taxpayer money (and maybe a little Monsanto money thrown in to boot).

In reality, Payne and Folta are so terrified of transparency that they fabricate threats of violence, intimidation and terrorism... all while wandering the halls of the University of Florida with an attitude of psychotic, seemingly clinical paranoia overlaying extreme scientific arrogance and unrestrained insolence. They are, for certain, the Wonder Twins of the U of F, where the "F" stands for F--K and the "U" stands for YOU.

FOIA requests are "a major distraction from his work as a scientist," says Payne about Folta. And what work is that? The work of spreading Monsanto's propaganda while the University of Florida keeps collecting million-dollar grants from biotech giants that write the very scripts Folta shamelessly parrots.

"It's a pleasure shilling with you"

Folta, it turns out, could be replaced by an android as early as next Monday, because all he does is regurgitate Garbage In, Garbage Out -- echoing the quack science words fed to him by Christie Ly at Monsanto's P.R. firm Ketchum ([email protected]).

Monsanto didn't think we ever would ketchum, of course, but then Gary Ruskin at the US Right To Know non-profit group invoked the Freedom of Information Act to acquire a massive document dump of the emails between Monsanto and its academic whores. Turns out we did 'catchem after all. We caught 'em whoring themselves out like cheap 15-minute "companion encounters" at a Las Vegas science convention, where even the licensed prostitutes operate with higher professional ethics than the Monsanto shills. (Far better to be a prostitute pretending to be a girlfriend than a prostitute pretending to be a university scientist!)

From the secret email dump, Oct. 23, 2014, Kevin Folta tells Monsanto operatives: "I'm glad to sign on to whatever you like, or write whatever you like." (Or maybe even wear whatever you like, for $1,000 an hour, ha ha...)

"It's a pleasure shilling with you." - Camille (Cami) D. Ryan, B.Comm., Ph.D., Independent Research Consultant and Public Speaker, Professional Affiliate, Department of Bioresource Policy, Business & Economics College of Agriculture University of Saskatchewan Canada. (Seriously, she really said that in an email.)

When it comes to biotech, who needs accuracy?

Together, this dynamic duo of Kevin Folta and Jack Payne turns the University of Florida into the laughing stock of American academia... reshaping it into an institution of biotech whoredom run by the clinically paranoid fanatics of glyphosatire and biofortified bullcrap. Kevin Folta, by the way, is also a board member of the biotech whorehouse extravaganza known as Biofortified.org. In the now-public emails, Monsanto operatives refer to their bought-and-paid-for academic shills as their "biofortified boys."

Biofortified.org is so amazing at science that they think FIVE pictures of people means they have a FOUR-member board:

Hint to Biofortified.org: If you're counting to five on your fingers, don't forget the thumb shoved up Kevin Folta's ass. That's why your total is off.

Don't wait, participate!

To participate in all this hilarity, share the hashtag #KevinFoltaMonsantoCrybaby or send a hilarious tweet to Kevin Folta at @kevinfolta or the University of Florida at @FU. Ooops, I mean @UF.

If you want to tweet more hilarious findings to me, reach me at @healthranger


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