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Health Update: Grazing Animals, Uninsured Americans and the California Hospital Strike (satire)

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By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
August 29 - A Google Earth study released this week reveals that grazing animals tend to align themselves with the Earth's magnetic field, explaining why they often seem to face the same direction when grazing in fields. This is fascinating science, for sure, but not nearly as fascinating...

Big Pharma is a Bigger Hoax than Bigfoot (satire)

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By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
August 17 - As the internet is abuzz with talk about the latest Bigfoot hoax, little attention is being paid to another grand hoax in modern society: Big Pharma and the empty promises of prescription drugs. In the Bigfoot hoax, two hunters (Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer) claim they...

Beyond Oil: Unconventional Solutions to the U.S. Energy Crisis (satire)

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By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
August 15 - When it comes to the energy problem facing Western civilization today, there's a lot of talk in Washington about doing something. But that's all it is: Talk. Senate talk. Congress talk. Presidential talk. Yabbing, jabbing, jawing poppycock and jibberish... none of it...

Are You Enjoying the Fake Olympics?

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By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
August 15 - Are you enjoying watching the fake Olympics? By "fake," of course, I'm referring to all the fabrications that have emerged since the opening of the event. Each day, it seems, brings news of yet another fabrication by China. Here's a short list of the fabrications that...

Dead Doctors Paid Millions by Medicare to Practice Medicine Beyond the Grave (satire)

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By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
July 9 - Conventional medicine has a brilliant new career strategy for ambitious professionals: Earn money even after you're dead! As revealed in a new congressional investigation, Medicare has paid out 478,500 claims on health services to doctors who died before they performed...

Lip Balm Bends Light, Defies Laws of Physics, Announces Washington Post

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By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
April 28 - A new "sunlight scare story" report in the Washington Post claims that lip balm "attracts the sun's rays to the lips." This is certainly news to everybody who thought light traveled in a straight line. Apparently, lip balm can now alter the laws of physics and cause...

RIAA Declares Using Brain to Remember Songs is Criminal Copyright Infringement (satire)

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By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
December 31 - (NaturalNews Satire) On the heels of the RIAA's recent decision to criminalize consumers who rip songs from albums they've purchased to their computers (or iPods), the association has now gone one step further and declared that "remembering songs" using your brain is criminal copyright...

Six online videos you just gotta see: Albino deer, stupid hunters and a hip hop parrot

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By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
November 18 - In this NaturalNews weekend edition, we're introducing six must-see online movies that educate, inform, inspire and at times may even outrage you. First up is the classic "Sweet Misery" by Cori Brackett from Sound and Fury Productions (www.SoundAndFuryProductions.com). It's a film...

Photo shows beer promotions at McDonald's restaurant (humor)

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By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
September 28 - On a recent road trip to Phoenix, Arizona, I stopped to take a driving break and found myself staring in disbelief at the scene depicted in this unaltered photograph: A McDonald's restaurant is apparently advertising beer! As you can see in this picture, a neon "Miller Lite" sign...

Strike a pose! BodyWorlds exhibit features human bodies preserved with industrial food chemicals (satire)

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By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
May 11 - (Warning: Contains graphic descriptions of human anatomy.) This past weekend, I worked up the courage to visit the Body Worlds exhibit in a local science museum. This is where they take the bodies of dead volunteers (who volunteered before they died, obviously), strip off their skin...

NetFlix DVD broken? Don't go to pieces... (satire)

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By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
May 11 - NetFlix is the best service in the world for renting an unlimited number of cracked, scratched and otherwise unplayable DVDs. Through my NetFlix membership, I have been able to rent a shattered version of Oceans Eleven, a scratched-beyond-belief edition of The Bridges of Madison County...

Movie review: Idiocracy starring Luke Wilson, directed by Mike Judge

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By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
February 5 - Every once in a while, a really smart movie comes along that shows you just how stupid modern society is by shoving it in your face. "Idiocracy" is precisely such a film. Filled with purposeful profanity (it actually drives the storyline) and brilliant parody, Idiocracy manages to...

The idiot's guide to pronouncing "nuclear" and other difficult words (satire)

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By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
January 19 - In late October, 2006, Sen. John Kerry put himself in hot water with a joke that implied U.S. troops were, shall we say, less than "A" students. Republicans convulsed in an uproar, claiming that the troops are not only smart enough to win the war in Iraq, but their Commander In Chief...

What's on your mind for dinner, cow brains?

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By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
January 14 - First, a warning: This article may be considered extremely gross or nauseating by some readers. It's about where red meat actually comes from and the mental distortions maintained by people who eat large quantities of animal products. So, a courtesy warning: If you're easily sickened...

Santa beats diabetes with nutrition and exercise just in time for Christmas

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By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
December 25 - Following weeks of nutritional therapy and exercise, Santa Claus today declared himself free of type-2 diabetes and produced lab test results showing a fasting glucose level of 96 mg/dL – well below the diabetes definition of 126mg/dL. Through the month of December, Santa Claus has...

The top 10 uses for Christmas fruitcakes (satire)

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By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
December 22 - For as long as I can remember, the Christmas fruitcake has been a terrific source of holiday humor. I've never actually eaten a fruitcake, but I've seen lots of them, including one that I'm pretty sure was made with gummy bears. It's not just the name that's hilarious ("Fruit" and...

Santa Claus boosts exercise habit to beat type-2 diabetes before Christmas

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By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
December 15 - Earlier this month, Santa Claus was diagnosed with type-2 diabetes. By working with a team of top nutritionists, he has already improved his diet by eliminating foods and beverages that promote diabetes (like sodas, sugary cookies and white bread) while focusing on eating the foods...

Millions of Americans affected by Television Deficiency Disorder (TDD) - (satire)

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By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
October 20 - More than thirty-five million Americans may currently be suffering from a newly-discovered disorder that affects brain chemistry, behavior and health: Television Deficiency Disorder, or TDD for short. Based on work by Dr. Anne Tennah, a psychiatrist who specializes in brain chemistry...

CounterThoughts: Water on airplanes, drive-through Rx and doctor appointments (satire)

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By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
September 14 - What are CounterThoughts? They're the commonsense questions you ask yourself when you see something in the world that just doesn't make any sense. They're a glitch in the Matrix. You know, like when you see a sign on the road that says, "Men at Work" but they're all just standing...

FDA outlaws vitamin D, seeks to destroy sun to protect Americans from sunlight (satire)

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By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
August 18 - In a surprising move, the FDA has now banned the manufacture and use of vitamin D, citing studies that show vitamin D to be a powerful physiological substance that needs to undergo FDA approval before individuals are allowed to use it. Since sunlight exposure causes vitamin D production...

CDC's "Germstoppers" campaign uses low-brow language to teach complex hand washing skills (satire)

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By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
August 4 - The Centers for Disease Control (CDC) in the United States has a new program called "Germstoppers." This program consists -- in part -- of a full-page brochure that various institutions -- such as health clinics and hospitals -- can paste in their windows. The "Germstoppers" brochure...

The FDA declares regulatory authority over gravity; bans trampolines and exercise machines (satire)

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By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
May 19 - Today the FDA declared that gravity is a medical device and urged Americans to stop using gravity to treat bone health disorders. Gravity has traditionally been used to promote bone mineral density, for without gravity, bones become weak and fragile (as astronauts quickly discovered...

Marijuana under attack for causing memory problems, say forgetful drug researchers (satire)

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By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
April 7 - Medical researchers are once again warning about the long-term memory effects of smoking marijuana. Toking on the herb for decades apparently makes your memory, well, dopey. That is, if you believe the study which was based on 40 people found in a drug rehabilitation program who said...

Health Roundup: Gambling with drugs, Squaretrade failures and counterfeit drugs (satire)

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By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
March 31 - The following true story is almost too hilarious to hear sitting down. Prepare to leave your seat. A retired doctor from Austin, Texas named Max Wells is suing multiple drug companies and casinos for $14 million to recoup losses he suffered as a result of -- get this -- prescription...

CounterThink Roundup: The Chinese currency blame game and corporate ethics in America (satire)

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By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
March 24 - China's currency valuation is once again under attack by the White House, which claims China isn't letting its currency "float" in a fair way. What is China's currency crime? It has pegged its currency to the U.S. dollar! In other words, the usual dollar manipulation games played...

Health roundup: Organ harvesting, kidney profits and Haitian headhunters (satire)

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By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
March 24 - Further demonstrating that U.S. doctors are, indeed, mad, two doctors are now publicly promoting the idea that it should be legal for people to sell their own kidneys (and other organs) to patients needing transplants. Such a move would, of course, transform the poorest members of...

CounterThink roundup: fictional terrorism, body armor bills, and education (satire)

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By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
March 17 - Major news networks have now resorted to FICTIONAL images of buildings being blown up by terrorists to scare Americans into supporting the Bush war empire. A few weeks ago, Bush played the terrorist card and declared that domestic spying had stopped a 2002 terrorist attack against...

Health roundup: The depression patch, McDonald's trans fat goofs and bottled water (satire)

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By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
March 12 - The FDA has now approved a patch for depression. Slap one of these patches on your skin, and a slow dose of mind-altering drugs is slowly absorbed into your blood. This approval, of course, comes from the same federal agency that claims skin care and cosmetic products containing toxic...

Health Roundup: Side effects, generic drugs and glucosamine sleight of hand (satire)

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By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
March 10 - Following the well-publicized fact that anti-inflammatory prescription drugs have killed at least 60,000 Americans, and that NSAIDs (over-the-counter painkillers) kill at least another 16,500 each year, combined with the new realization that ADHD drugs are now killing children, Sidney...

The Uniform Food Ignorance Act (HR 4167) (satire)

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By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
March 6 - I have recently learned that the National Uniformity for Food Act (HR 4167) is not what you think. A Washington insider has faxed me documents showing the original wording of the bill, and its original name: the Uniform Food Ignorance Act. This name was apparently changed to make...

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