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Health Update: Grazing Animals, Uninsured Americans and the California Hospital Strike (satire)

By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
August 29 - A Google Earth study released this week reveals that grazing animals tend to align themselves with the Earth's magnetic field, explaining why they often seem to face the same direction when grazing in fields...

Big Pharma is a Bigger Hoax than Bigfoot (satire)

By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
August 17 - As the internet is abuzz with talk about the latest Bigfoot hoax, little attention is being paid to another grand hoax in modern society: Big Pharma and the empty promises of prescription drugs. In the Bigfoot...

Beyond Oil: Unconventional Solutions to the U.S. Energy Crisis (satire)

By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
August 15 - When it comes to the energy problem facing Western civilization today, there's a lot of talk in Washington about doing something. But that's all it is: Talk. Senate talk. Congress talk. Presidential talk. Yabbing...

Are You Enjoying the Fake Olympics?

By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
August 15 - Are you enjoying watching the fake Olympics? By "fake," of course, I'm referring to all the fabrications that have emerged since the opening of the event. Each day, it seems, brings news of yet another fabrication...

Dead Doctors Paid Millions by Medicare to Practice Medicine Beyond the Grave (satire)

By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
July 9 - Conventional medicine has a brilliant new career strategy for ambitious professionals: Earn money even after you're dead! As revealed in a new congressional investigation, Medicare has paid out 478,500 claims...

Lip Balm Bends Light, Defies Laws of Physics, Announces Washington Post

By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
April 28 - A new "sunlight scare story" report in the Washington Post claims that lip balm "attracts the sun's rays to the lips." This is certainly news to everybody who thought light traveled in a straight line. Apparently...

RIAA Declares Using Brain to Remember Songs is Criminal Copyright Infringement (satire)

By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
December 31 - (NaturalNews Satire) On the heels of the RIAA's recent decision to criminalize consumers who rip songs from albums they've purchased to their computers (or iPods), the association has now gone one step further and declared...

Six online videos you just gotta see: Albino deer, stupid hunters and a hip hop parrot

By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
November 18 - In this NaturalNews weekend edition, we're introducing six must-see online movies that educate, inform, inspire and at times may even outrage you. First up is the classic "Sweet Misery" by Cori Brackett from Sound and Fury...

Photo shows beer promotions at McDonald's restaurant (humor)

By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
September 28 - On a recent road trip to Phoenix, Arizona, I stopped to take a driving break and found myself staring in disbelief at the scene depicted in this unaltered photograph: A McDonald's restaurant is apparently advertising beer...

Strike a pose! BodyWorlds exhibit features human bodies preserved with industrial food chemicals (satire)

By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
May 11 - (Warning: Contains graphic descriptions of human anatomy.) This past weekend, I worked up the courage to visit the Body Worlds exhibit in a local science museum. This is where they take the bodies of dead volunteers (who...

NetFlix DVD broken? Don't go to pieces... (satire)

By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
May 11 - NetFlix is the best service in the world for renting an unlimited number of cracked, scratched and otherwise unplayable DVDs. Through my NetFlix membership, I have been able to rent a shattered version of Oceans Eleven, a...

Movie review: Idiocracy starring Luke Wilson, directed by Mike Judge

By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
February 5 - Every once in a while, a really smart movie comes along that shows you just how stupid modern society is by shoving it in your face. "Idiocracy" is precisely such a film. Filled with purposeful profanity (it actually drives...

The idiot's guide to pronouncing "nuclear" and other difficult words (satire)

By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
January 19 - In late October, 2006, Sen. John Kerry put himself in hot water with a joke that implied U.S. troops were, shall we say, less than "A" students. Republicans convulsed in an uproar, claiming that the troops are not only smart...

What's on your mind for dinner, cow brains?

By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
January 14 - First, a warning: This article may be considered extremely gross or nauseating by some readers. It's about where red meat actually comes from and the mental distortions maintained by people who eat large quantities of animal...

Santa beats diabetes with nutrition and exercise just in time for Christmas

By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
December 25 - Following weeks of nutritional therapy and exercise, Santa Claus today declared himself free of type-2 diabetes and produced lab test results showing a fasting glucose level of 96 mg/dL – well below the diabetes definition...

The top 10 uses for Christmas fruitcakes (satire)

By Mike Adams, NaturalNews Editor
December 22 - For as long as I can remember, the Christmas fruitcake has been a terrific source of holiday humor. I've never actually eaten a fruitcake, but I've seen lots of them, including one that I'm pretty sure was made with gummy...

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Health Ranger Report #82: Interview with Suzanne Somers
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