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Paranoid hysteria strikes University of Missouri campus as crazed, delusional Mizzou students start hallucinating KKK members that don't exist


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(NaturalNews) The University of Missouri at Columbia, Missouri, (MIZZOU) is rapidly becoming an lolcow (an endless stream of hilarious entertainment for the rest of the world to watch with glee and laughter). Either that, or it's a mental institution pretending to be a university.

The latest incident involves the university's student body president Payton Head hallucinating that he was seeing hooded KKK members walking around campus as if Mizzou was being invaded by white supremacists from the year 1949.

"Students please take precaution," this paranoid, delusional student body president warned in a Facebook post. "Stay away from the windows in residence halls. The KKK has been confirmed to be sighted on campus. I'm working with the MUPD, the state trooper and the National Guard."

Got all that? Yep, according to this leader of the insanely idiotic Mizzou student body, the KKK is invading the University of Missouri! Call in the National Guard! Stay away from the windows! It's an INVASION of white racists wearing hoods!

The MUPD, by the way, is the hilarious joke known as the campus police, whom I personally called yesterday to report an incident of "hurtful speech" as demanded by a memo they released. When I described that I had witnessed an MU faculty member engaging in this hurtful speech, the MUPD hung up on me. (Hear my recording of the phone conversation here.)

Getting back to the KKK hysteria propagated by the delusional paranoia now infecting campus students, the mania soon spread across campus as a chain reaction of loony, radicalized leftist paranoid students all fell for the made-up story that the KKK was staging an invasion across campus. Seriously, I'm not even making this up. We're talking mass liberal hysteria spreading across an entire college campus.

"Head’s comments added to the tumult, and soon dozens both on and off-campus were tweeting about the supposed KKK presence, with some claiming the Klansmen were throwing bricks through dorm windows and others wildly claiming the KKK were enjoying police protection," reports the Daily Caller.



Here's a taste of the delusional insanity Mizzou students came up with during the hysteria: "War zone" and "Chanting white power"

Via the Daily Caller: (and remember that NONE OF THIS actually happened)

@amoree_harkness KKK on campus throwing bricks into dorm windows, white students threatening to kill all minorities — Erin (@ErinCeaser) November 11, 2015

Kkk on Missouri campus chanting "white power" & the college professors or college staff dont see it as a "threat" …. Amerikkka folks . — On Tha Dead Homies.. (@Ronteeeezy) November 11, 2015

Mizzou is a war zone right now. Rumors of KKK in and around campus. BE SMART — Aaron K. Ladd (@aaronladd0) November 11, 2015

Imagine sitting in your dorm room and seeing the KKK outside throwing bricks being protected and escorted by the police . -- ABG (@sMoOvE___) November 11, 2015


It was all a hallucination by extremely paranoid students who probably belong in a mental institution

As you might expect, it turns out this was all hallucinated by Mizzou students themselves, meaning we might need to just convert Mizzou into a mental institution and call it a day.

"[I]t turns out the entire affair was an incident of mass hysteria. Barely an hour after the mania began, local police clarified that there was no evidence of any KKK activity on campus," reports the Daily Caller:

“We have found no evidence of anything related to the KKK on campus,” police spokesman Brian Weimar said in a statement. Not only that, but despite Head’s claim to be working with the National Guard, Weimar said the Guard was not present at MU at all.

So wait, you mean there wasn't a brigade of KKK troops running across campus terrorizing students with their pointy hats? Seriously?

And the National Guard didn't arrive on the scene with mortars and artillery to take out the KKK?

So the students in residence halls are safe to peer out their windows again without risk of being killed by the shrapnel from, oh I don't know, maybe KKK grenades?

Whew! Close call at Mizzou! Thank goodness the Hallucination Brigade is on the job at Mizzou, protecting students and faculty members from Boogeymen, Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster and the Abominable Snowman, too!

Oh wait, the Abominable Snowman is WHITE! He must be racist. He shall admit his "white privilege" and resign after hand writing his apology to all mankind for being white.

Radical leftism always ends in mental derangement

Is it too early to declare the University of Missouri to be a mental institution pretending to be a school?

Radical leftism, of course, always ends in mental derangement. After all, the entire philosophy of political correctness, thought police and free speech tyranny is rooted in a kind of bizarre mental illness that seems to easily spread on campus. (Perhaps it's a sexually transmitted disease?)

Remember, it was only two days ago that a crazed Mizzou faculty member incited mob violence against a photo journalist, demanding he be stopped from taking photos on campus. That crazy professor, named Melissa A. Click, was made famous literally overnight, adding yet more hilarity to the lolcow factor at Mizzou.

We can only imagine what Mizzou's students and faculty might come up with next. Beyond their screaming intolerance, their mindless attacks on the First Amendment, their imagined vehicular assaults on students and psychotic paranoid episodes of non-existent KKK invasion troops, it's difficult to imagine how they're going to turn up the volume on the hilarity we've witnessed so far, but I'm certain it will involve some form of hatred toward white people and a demand that "all whities" resign from the university.

Or, better yet, maybe aliens will land on the quad near Jesse Hall, and they'll all have the correct skin color, making them instantly welcomed at the University of MiZOO, where almost everything has become a metaphorical zoo of delusional paranoia and P.C. insanity.

Hey, Mizzou: Grow a spine and start expelling these nut jobs

Here's an action item worth considering: Maybe instead of all the white people resigning from the university out of contrived guilt and shame and fabricated KKK attacks that never happened, they should just expel all the nut jobs and loons who are coming up with all this B.S. in the first place.

If the MU student body president, after all, is suffering from psychotic episodes of hallucination and elaborate paranoid fantasies of being hunted down by the KKK, he probably needs to be checked into a psychiatric institution instead of representing the entire study body on campus.

Somebody make sure he never gets his hands on a gun. We don't need another crazed school shooting just because some paranoid delusional thinks he's witnessing a KKK invasion and starts popping off rounds in their direction.

WATCH for staged KKK attacks as false flags, carried out by Mizzou students!

By the way, since there isn't any actual institutionalized racism at Mizzou, watch for students to start staging their own racially motivated false-flag crimes such as painting swastikas on restroom walls or donning their own pointy hoods to run around campus terrorizing people.

As we all know, the political left routinely stages crisis events in order to further whatever false narrative they're pushing at the time. (See the DoJ and Operation Fast and Furious as an example.) Since there aren't any real KKK members running around campus, I'm sure the idiotic, delusional student body can come up with their own fake events to capture on camera and post online.

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