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Zombie apocalypse survival video just released: How to Spot a Vaccine Zombie (satire)

Monday, May 23, 2011
by Mike Adams, the Health Ranger
Editor of NaturalNews.com (See all articles...)
Tags: vaccine zombie, apocalypse, health news

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(NaturalNews) On the heels of the CDC's recent announcement that Americans should prepare for a zombie apocalypse (http://www.naturalnews.com/032454_zombie_apo...), NaturalNews.TV has just released a new satire video giving people important tips on how to locate, capture and rescue "walking dead" zombies who have been harmed by vaccines.

The short comedy video is available at:
http://naturalnews.tv/v.asp?v=774BC5305F12D9...

In it, Mike Adams, the Health Ranger, explains how vaccines cause neurological damage leading to full-blown "zombie-ism" that can only be cured by eating lots of superfoods and boosting immune function. The video provides how-to advice for luring vaccine zombies into zombie traps where they can be force-fed nutritional supplements until the damaging effects of their vaccines wear off.

Although the video is satire, the facts about vaccines are truly ghastly: Vaccines contain neurological irritants and numerous dangerous chemicals that have no business being injected into the human body: Formaldehyde, thimerosal and aluminum, just to name a few. All three of those are extremely toxic to mammalian nervous systems which is why vaccines transform healthy children into autistic children.

Last week, the CDC.gov website suggested that a "zombie apocalypse" would result in the streets of U.S. cities being flooded with zombies that wanted to eat our brains (http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/201...).

But as we quickly pointed out on NaturalNews, the CDC's advice left out self defense and instructed people to essentially head out into the streets where they would be overrun by zombie attacks with absolutely no weapons to defend themselves. "Never Fear - CDC is ready" announced a subhead in the article.

What the article failed to point out, however, is that the neurological damage caused by vaccines creates zombie-like effects in human brains, including crippling the ability for independent thought and sapping willpower. Vaccines and fluoride, combined with other toxic synthetic chemicals found in foods, medicines and consumer products, actually "zombify" human brains and transform intelligent minds into gullible human followers. From there, television news tells people what to think, what to buy, what to believe and how to vote.

The only truly free minds are the ones who resist contamination from synthetic chemicals altogether. Only from a clean bloodstream, absent synthetic chemicals, can the human brain achieve optimum function and operate at a higher level. That high level of operation is precisely what the U.S. government does not want people to achieve, because then they might attain the presence of mind needed to ask questions about inflation, the national debt, never-ending wars or why TSA agents are reaching down their pants and feeling their genitals (http://www.naturalnews.com/032401_TSA_Texas....).

Watch How To Spot A Vaccine Zombie to be (hopefully) entertained by a satirical overview of this subject:
http://naturalnews.tv/v.asp?v=774BC5305F12D9...

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About the author:Mike Adams (aka the "Health Ranger") is the founding editor of NaturalNews.com, the internet's No. 1 natural health news website, now reaching 7 million unique readers a month.

In late 2013, Adams launched the Natural News Forensic Food Lab, where he conducts atomic spectroscopy research into food contaminants using high-end ICP-MS instrumentation. With this research, Adams has made numerous food safety breakthroughs such as revealing rice protein products imported from Asia to be contaminated with toxic heavy metals like lead, cadmium and tungsten. Adams was the first food science researcher to document high levels of tungsten in superfoods. He also discovered over 11 ppm lead in imported mangosteen powder, and led an industry-wide voluntary agreement to limit heavy metals in rice protein products to low levels by July 1, 2015.

In addition to his lab work, Adams is also the (non-paid) executive director of the non-profit Consumer Wellness Center (CWC), an organization that redirects 100% of its donations receipts to grant programs that teach children and women how to grow their own food or vastly improve their nutrition. Click here to see some of the CWC success stories.

With a background in science and software technology, Adams is the original founder of the email newsletter technology company known as Arial Software. Using his technical experience combined with his love for natural health, Adams developed and deployed the content management system currently driving NaturalNews.com. He also engineered the high-level statistical algorithms that power SCIENCE.naturalnews.com, a massive research resource now featuring over 10 million scientific studies.

Adams is well known for his incredibly popular consumer activism video blowing the lid on fake blueberries used throughout the food supply. He has also exposed "strange fibers" found in Chicken McNuggets, fake academic credentials of so-called health "gurus," dangerous "detox" products imported as battery acid and sold for oral consumption, fake acai berry scams, the California raw milk raids, the vaccine research fraud revealed by industry whistleblowers and many other topics.

Adams has also helped defend the rights of home gardeners and protect the medical freedom rights of parents. Adams is widely recognized to have made a remarkable global impact on issues like GMOs, vaccines, nutrition therapies, human consciousness.

In addition to his activism, Adams is an accomplished musician who has released ten popular songs covering a variety of activism topics.

Click here to read a more detailed bio on Mike Adams, the Health Ranger, at HealthRanger.com.

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