About Us
Write for Us
Media Info
Advertising Info

Texas may criminalize TSA pat-downs as molestation (opinion)

Saturday, May 14, 2011
by Mike Adams, the Health Ranger
Editor of NaturalNews.com (See all articles...)
Tags: TSA, Texas, health news


(NaturalNews) Texas is a fiercely independent-minded state, and it also turns out that Texans are tired of being sexually molested by government agents at the airport. That's why Texas State Congressman Rep. David Simpson decided to do something about it: He sponsored a bill which makes it a crime for security agents to touch "the anus, sexual organ, buttocks, or breast of another person," even though clothing.

Well, gee, then that basically scraps the entire TSA playbook of tyranny. If they can't touch your anus, sex organs and breasts, then I guess they'll just have to go back home and touch themselves instead. Along those lines, a TSA agent was recently arrested for distributing child pornography: http://www.newsroomamerica.com/story/122369....

Can Texas resist federal tyranny?

This is shaping up to be a highly entertaining showdown between Texas-minded freedom and federal government tyrants masquerading as security officers. I can't wait to see a group of Texas Sheriffs marching in to the airport, arresting TSA agents, and throwing them in the local jail for touching the crotch of a 3-year-old baby while they were checking for poop bombs.

An actual poop bomb search was recently conducted by TSA agents at the Kansas City airport, by the way: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1385...

It turns out the little terrorists really were hiding bombs up their anus, but not the kind of bombs the TSA was hoping to find. It's a masterpiece of comedy, actually: Infant minds searching an infant anus to find an infant poop bomb. It must give these TSA workers a real sense of satisfaction to know they're keeping the skies safe from the contents of the average baby's diapers. I suppose if the government finally shuts down the TSA now that Bin Laden is dead, they can always get new jobs as nannies.

Babies and their explosives

Just so you know how serious these TSA agents are at protecting our safety, pay attention to a recent baby-related incident that took place at the Dallas-Fort Worth airport in Texas. There, TSA agents confiscated a baby juice box and some baby food because they found traces of explosives on the items. And just to be extra cautious, they decided no further testing was necessary and they ushered the parents on through the security line as if nothing had happened.

So it seems the one time they actually did find traces of explosives didn't matter much to them anyway. Except now the TSA agents in Dallas get to share a baby juice box amongst each other to complement their usual diet of coffee and donuts.

But in Texas, at least, TSA agents may soon find themselves thrown in jail for violating what should be recognized as a principle of basic human decency: That no government agent can pat down your breasts, fondle your crotch, touch your junk or otherwise play with your private parts as part of a search procedure -- even with the backs of their hands. And truthfully, your average TSA worker is probably better suited to working at Wal-Mart or McDonalds rather than in any sort of security role.

This is one government department (among many) that needs to be seriously downsized. And why not just fire them all right now? After all, wasn't the Bin Laden mastermind the very reason we created to the TSA in the first place? Well now Bin Laden is dead, so that must mean the skies are safer. So let's take advantage of this development and bring back a little dignity to the United States of America.

The TSA's real mission: Humiliate the sheeple

You have to wonder: Why does the federal government resist the idea that travelers should have dignity in the first place? Why are the feds so insistent that the American people must be humiliated as part of their security pat-downs?

For those who follow the alternative media, you already know the answer: It's an indoctrination program, not a security program. And the purpose is to get all the sheeple used to idea of government agents dehumanizing you in front of other people by forcing you to take off some of your clothes while they reach down your pants and feel your crotch. What's really hilarious in all this is that most Americans don't resist! The sheeple have been well trained, it seems, and a surprisingly large percentage of them actually believe the TSA's sexually perverted security procedures are somehow making air travel safer. Nine out of ten Americans do whatever they're told by apparent authorities, without asking questions.

In any case, Texas may soon be the only state where you can walk through the airport without leaving your dignity in the hands of some TSA perv. And that's probably as good a reason as any to considering visiting the state, where independent thinking still thankfully exists.

Receive Our Free Email Newsletter

Get independent news alerts on natural cures, food lab tests, cannabis medicine, science, robotics, drones, privacy and more.

About the author:Mike Adams (aka the "Health Ranger") is a best selling author (#1 best selling science book on Amazon.com) and a globally recognized scientific researcher in clean foods. He serves as the founding editor of NaturalNews.com and the lab science director of an internationally accredited (ISO 17025) analytical laboratory known as CWC Labs. There, he was awarded a Certificate of Excellence for achieving extremely high accuracy in the analysis of toxic elements in unknown water samples using ICP-MS instrumentation. Adams is also highly proficient in running liquid chromatography, ion chromatography and mass spectrometry time-of-flight analytical instrumentation.

Adams is a person of color whose ancestors include Africans and Native American Indians. He's also of Native American heritage, which he credits as inspiring his "Health Ranger" passion for protecting life and nature against the destruction caused by chemicals, heavy metals and other forms of pollution.

Adams is the founder and publisher of the open source science journal Natural Science Journal, the author of numerous peer-reviewed science papers published by the journal, and the author of the world's first book that published ICP-MS heavy metals analysis results for foods, dietary supplements, pet food, spices and fast food. The book is entitled Food Forensics and is published by BenBella Books.

In his laboratory research, Adams has made numerous food safety breakthroughs such as revealing rice protein products imported from Asia to be contaminated with toxic heavy metals like lead, cadmium and tungsten. Adams was the first food science researcher to document high levels of tungsten in superfoods. He also discovered over 11 ppm lead in imported mangosteen powder, and led an industry-wide voluntary agreement to limit heavy metals in rice protein products.

In addition to his lab work, Adams is also the (non-paid) executive director of the non-profit Consumer Wellness Center (CWC), an organization that redirects 100% of its donations receipts to grant programs that teach children and women how to grow their own food or vastly improve their nutrition. Through the non-profit CWC, Adams also launched Nutrition Rescue, a program that donates essential vitamins to people in need. Click here to see some of the CWC success stories.

With a background in science and software technology, Adams is the original founder of the email newsletter technology company known as Arial Software. Using his technical experience combined with his love for natural health, Adams developed and deployed the content management system currently driving NaturalNews.com. He also engineered the high-level statistical algorithms that power SCIENCE.naturalnews.com, a massive research resource featuring over 10 million scientific studies.

Adams is well known for his incredibly popular consumer activism video blowing the lid on fake blueberries used throughout the food supply. He has also exposed "strange fibers" found in Chicken McNuggets, fake academic credentials of so-called health "gurus," dangerous "detox" products imported as battery acid and sold for oral consumption, fake acai berry scams, the California raw milk raids, the vaccine research fraud revealed by industry whistleblowers and many other topics.

Adams has also helped defend the rights of home gardeners and protect the medical freedom rights of parents. Adams is widely recognized to have made a remarkable global impact on issues like GMOs, vaccines, nutrition therapies, human consciousness.

In addition to his activism, Adams is an accomplished musician who has released over a dozen popular songs covering a variety of activism topics.

Click here to read a more detailed bio on Mike Adams, the Health Ranger, at HealthRanger.com.

comments powered by Disqus
Most Viewed Articles

Natural News Wire (Sponsored Content)

Science News & Studies
Medicine News and Information
Food News & Studies
Health News & Studies
Herbs News & Information
Pollution News & Studies
Cancer News & Studies
Climate News & Studies
Survival News & Information
Gear News & Information
News covering technology, stocks, hackers, and more