(Natural News) KYIV—This Wednesday, reports poured in that thousands of babies have been smuggling themselves into Ukraine dressed as Ukrainian soldiers. The refugee infants say they are seeking leftovers from the federal aid Biden has sent to the war-torn country. (SATIRE article republished from BabylonBee.com) “Waah waah waaaaah!” Baby translators at the border were able […]

(Natural News) The U.S. Census Bureau (USCB) says in a recent report that more Americans have become poor compared to a record low the year earlier. Its Sept. 14 report also shows significant declines in median income and available jobs. According to the USCB, Wuhan coronavirus (COVID-19) restrictions have wiped out ten years of economic […]

(Natural News) Jobless Americans sued their respective states after the latter ended their participation in the federal government’s unemployment benefits program. Judges in Maryland and Indiana sided with the plaintiffs who were affected by the premature end of the extra aid. The judges ruled that payouts for the $300 weekly benefit must resume until the […]

(Natural News) While the Wuhan coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic saw record levels of unemployment in the United States, several states are now seeing their job markets recover at a faster rate after ending unemployment benefits. Twenty-six states have opted out of the expanded unemployment benefits program ahead of its Sept. 6 expiration, 25 of which have Republican governors. […]

(Natural News) A number of businesses badly affected by the Wuhan coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic are asking the federal government for additional aid to stay afloat. These businesses, which include restaurants, gyms and hotels, claimed coronavirus restrictions caused them to suffer financial losses. Prior to this new tranche of stimulus money, the Biden administration implemented the […]

(Natural News) A new analysis found that illegal immigrants are set to receive Wuhan coronavirus (COVID-19) stimulus checks alongside legal citizens. The Center for Immigration Studies (CIS) reported that 2.65 million “aliens temporarily present without status” will be able to receive federal aid. This is because they possess Social Security numbers allowing them to receive […]

(Natural News) Economists have warned that President Joe Biden’s proposed COVID-19 relief bill may trigger inflation. They pointed out that the American Rescue Plan worth $1.9 trillion, and its accompanying stimulus, may negatively impact inflation projections. The plan put forward by Biden on his first day in office aimed to help an America impacted by […]

(Natural News) Any reasonable American knows that, without a doubt, former President Donald Trump should not yet be a former president.  We know with certainty that for a year, at least, ahead of the 2020 election, Democrats and their swarms of lawyers plotted how to steal Trump’s reelection victory and install a weak-minded puppet, Joe […]

(Natural News) The hospitality industry in the U.S. has been reeling from the effects of the coronavirus pandemic, with hotels furloughing their staff – if not laying them off. In fact, 74 percent of hotels would be forced to lay off more employees if the federal government does not help them tide over. A study […]

(Natural News) The Department of Education has commenced an investigation of Princeton University in New Jersey after its president Christopher Eisgruber published an open letter on Sept. 2, acknowledging the presence of “systemic racism” in the institution. The department opened the investigation on the grounds that the university violated anti-discrimination laws it was supposed to follow so […]