(Natural News) If algebra and geometry “perpetuate” white privilege, then Bill Gates’ own MS Word is a racist program by design, shoving it in the face of Black people who occasionally have difficulty with spelling due to the overall poor quality of education plaguing the inner cities of America. Yes, MS Word hates Black people and it’s very obvious. You type “you tha man” and it corrects you and puts “you that man.” Nearly all ebonics words and lingo Black people use gets corrected by the Whitey language supremacist machine and “word processing” program known as MS Word.
That’s right folks, it’s time for Bill Gates to put his money where his mouth is, and have his white tech gurus create an Ebonics correction algorithm, or otherwise face charges and lawsuits by millions of Blacks (and BLM whites) across America who are being forced to use and live under the reign of Whitey’s racist language slave ‘master’ MS Word, which secretly stands for Maximum (White) Supremacy.
Bill Gates must consider new “ethno-mathematics” engine that gets most math equations wrong, in order to fix his behemoth of racial injustice
Are you a social justice warrior? Did you destroy inner cities in the name of BLM and Antifa to help Biden win? Are you trying to reverse all this crazy racism that exists in every American every second of the day, all day, every day, because it’s ‘innate’? Then it is time to channel all that aggression at the most racist software program on planet Earth.
Bill Gates must absolutely despise Black people deep down inside, because he designs software that makes fun of them, and vaccines that give them polio, and business accounting programs that charge them extra “whitey” fees all the time.
Reparations are due and Bill Gates is going to have to pay the entire bill by dividing up his $135 billion dollar fortune to all 40 million Blacks in America. That’s $3375.00 per person, but that’s on whitey’s terms. So, then, we run some ethnomathematics on that number, and add a couple zeros, because who really uses decimals, or teaches them in the inner cities? It’s just not fair. We must all stick together and help level the playing field. We have new figures according to the new non-racist math.
So now, Bill Gates owes each Black American $337,500 because his racist software for math and spelling has kept the Black man (and woman and child) down in America for decades. That’s how the new Excel 17.0 spreadsheets will function, by ethno math, because social justice is trending and Bill Gates is the whitest, richest, most elitist dude on the planet.
It’s the MS Office BLM Edition and it’s free to anyone with at least .01% blackness genes, like Elizabeth Warren. Sign up by emailing Bill Gates at [email protected] dot com (that’s Satan, the CEO, but don’t forget to add the y). Plus, look forward to the new IRS rollout of accounting rules for Black-owned businesses, where none of the tax figures have to be correct (or even close for that matter). You can add a bunch of zeros to credits, or leave off zeros on debits on the PNL, and the IRS can’t say or do anything, or it’s racist!
That’s great news for all Black Americans who own their own business. Now, your small-to-medium-sized business Schedule C pages are “different” because your schooling was a forced remedial math handed down by Whitey, but that’s all being fixed right now with MS Office BLM software. Call them SJL’s for ‘social justice loopholes.’
As the ultra-Left readies to abolish mathematics from all American school systems, including elementary through college, all spelling and grammar must also be dismantled
If we only get rid of math, but not spelling and grammar, then we’re letting Bill Gates “get away with murder” (think slavery here) by continuing to make fun of all Black people who don’t speak or write perfect ‘Whitey’ English (formerly known as the Queen’s English). Yes, dictionaries are racist. Yes, Google is racist. For example, some Black people say “dis” instead of “this,” but if you put “dis” in Google, it tells you that “a large number of English vocabulary words contain the prefix dis-, which means “apart” or “distant, disease, disqualify.” So are Bill Gates and Sundar Pichai racists who blatantly rigged their elitist software and search engines to hate on Blacks and their culture?
We’re all in this together. Don’t let Whitey Bill Gates and KKK-enthusiast Sundar Pichai get the best of us all and treat us like dumb peons. If correct answers are racist, then we must dismantle and bankrupt the most insidious racists on planet Earth, including Bill Gates and Sundar Pichai. They are bankrolling off racist software and bigoted search engines. What a travesty. Reparations must come due and they must come from their fortunes. They are responsible. They are elitists. Their software is racist and they know it. Hold them accountable.
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