Situation Update, Jan 27th – Covid “science” insanity: Anal swabs and face diapers
01/27/2021 // Mike Adams // Views

Today's Situation Update for Jan. 27th discusses the TEXIT movement (Texas secession), the military "occupation" of the District of Columbia foreign land (DC), and dares to delve into bizarre, horrifying new "science" that demands anal swab covid testing for children and adults.

Yes, anal swabs are the new covid-19 testing protocol now being pushed in China and no doubt arriving soon in America. Scientists and the media are claiming that if they stick a swab up your butt, it reduces "false positives."

Of course, it's all just stupid at this point. The coronavirus is a respiratory virus, and unless you breathe through your rectum, anal swabs are nothing more than obedience training for sheeple. Globalists are literally dreaming up the most insane things they can think of, then declaring those things to be "science" and demanding you comply.

America is descending into a scene ripped right out of Idiocracy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6H9VuS5zDw

This is how it has come to triple masks being pushed by the delusional media, along with anal swabs that require you to pull down your pants and literally bend over and take it up the rear in the name of "compliance."

"China Pushes Anal Coronavirus Tests," declares The National Pulse. That story cites the Washington Post, which explains:

Some Chinese doctors say the science is there. Recovering patients, they say, have continued to test positive through samples from the lower digestive tract days after nasal and throat swabs came back negative.

This is all based on faulty PCR testing, by the way, which determines the outcome of the test by changing the cycle settings to achieve whatever desired outcome they want.

But as I stated in the podcast below, "If covid is in your BUTT, why do you have to wear a diaper on your FACE?"

The new anal swab covid testing is also, of course, another twisted opportunity for left-wing perverts and pedophiles to sodomize children in the name of "science." No doubt top democrat donors will be lining up as volunteers to conduct anal swabbing on children because they're truly that twisted.

Listen to the full podcast below. The last five minutes also contains a hilarious comedy skit concerning NASA "transtronauts," which refers to transgender astronauts and the possible problems they may encounter with space suits calibrated to the wrong gender.

Brighteon.com/94a83f32-ba4c-46c7-b878-060a62ead456

Hear each day's new podcast at Brighteon.com:

https://www.brighteon.com/channels/hrreport

Mike Adams (aka the "Health Ranger") is the founding editor of NaturalNews.com, a best selling author (#1 best selling science book on Amazon.com called "Food Forensics"), an environmental scientist, a patent holder for a cesium radioactive isotope elimination invention, a multiple award winner for outstanding journalism, a science news publisher and influential commentator on topics ranging from science and medicine to culture and politics.

Mike Adams also serves as the lab science director of an internationally accredited (ISO 17025) analytical laboratory known as CWC Labs. There, he was awarded a Certificate of Excellence for achieving extremely high accuracy in the analysis of toxic elements in unknown water samples using ICP-MS instrumentation.

In his laboratory research, Adams has made numerous food safety breakthroughs such as revealing rice protein products imported from Asia to be contaminated with toxic heavy metals like lead, cadmium and tungsten. Adams was the first food science researcher to document high levels of tungsten in superfoods. He also discovered over 11 ppm lead in imported mangosteen powder, and led an industry-wide voluntary agreement to limit heavy metals in rice protein products.

Adams has also helped defend the rights of home gardeners and protect the medical freedom rights of parents. Adams is widely recognized to have made a remarkable global impact on issues like GMOs, vaccines, nutrition therapies, human consciousness.



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