(Natural News) In an alternate universe where Joe Biden is inaugurated on Jan. 20 and allowed to occupy the White House, Anthony Fauci, who plays a doctor on television, says he would gladly accept an even more prominent government position than the one he currently holds.
Rather than just babble every few days about how the Wuhan coronavirus (Covid-19) is supposedly “spiking” because people are gathering with friends and family for the holidays, Fauci envisions assuming an even more ridiculous role whereby he is allowed to probe ever more deeply into Americans’ personal lives with Biden’s permission.
“I’m perfectly comfortable with the role that I’m in, but certainly if the president of the United States wants me to do something else, I’d seriously consider it,” Fauci squeaked during a recent interview, pretending as though people actually take his existence seriously.
Biden recently told reporters that his team has been in touch with Fauci about the planned transition, revealing that the elf-like government employee who has worked at the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) for the past nearly 40 years has “been very, very helpful” in doing, well, something that makes Biden happy.
“Quite frankly, I don’t anticipate that I’m going to be doing anything other than what I’m doing now,” Fauci added, reiterating that he plans to be on the taxpayer dole in some way, shape or form until the day he kicks the bucket. “But then again, we have a president-elect who may have other plans. I don’t know.”
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Fauci has been in the federal government for six different presidential administrations
According to Fauci, Americans are dropping dead all over the place from the Chinese Virus, and President Donald Trump should have been forcing people to mask up from day one – even though Fauci himself did not recommend masks at that time.
If Trump did it, Fauci opposed it. And if Trump did not do it, Fauci supported it. This seems to have been Fauci’s modus operandi over the past year, and the mainstream media has done its part to continue blaming Trump for however many bajillion “cases” of Covid-19 are being reported on any given day.
If it were up to Fauci, Americans would be on permanent lockdown wearing masks and goggles at all times. This, he maintains, would “cure” the virus and allow people to live normal lives – in their space suits, of course.
Americans with brains have been calling on Trump to fire this fraud for some time now, and Trump himself indicated at a pre-election rally in Florida that Fauci would be vacated after the election. This has not yet happened, though, as the president is busy fighting election fraud at every turn.
Fauci no longer participates in briefings with the president because Trump is pretty much done dealing with that lying finagler. The last thing America needs is more government restrictions over something that causes no symptoms whatsoever in 99-plus percent of people, yet Fauci wants as many restrictions as he can get away with imposing.
“If ‘president-elect’ Biden decides on a mask mandate, I will be fully supportive of that,” Fauci snickered. “I do know that there is a considerable amount of pushback for mandates. I would certainly be supportive of it.”
As for a Covid-19 vaccine, Fauci also wants all Americans to get one. Fauci says if he has to get up there and take a fake Covid-19 vaccine just to show everyone that it is “safe and effective,” then he will do that for the cameras and be on his merry way.
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