Why do so many people believe Michelle “Michael” Obama is a biological man?
08/28/2020 // S.D. Wells // Views

Anybody can switch and become a Black woman or Black man at any time they want to, thanks to gender fluid social justice and trans-everything Leftist logic. So maybe we should all declare we're Black women, just like Michael "Michelle" Obama did, and then we'll all be entitled to reparations, if and when they ever come. You can even use gender fluidity to steal your way to the top in politics. It's easy, you see, because allegedly, Michelle Obama was born a biological man named Michael LaVaughn Robinson, then he changed his name to Michelle at 12 years old, so he could be a "princess" who rides ponies and who likes boys.

It was a confusing, difficult time for Michael, but according to him, his parents were quite supportive. First came surgery, then came marriage, and along came surrogate kids in their baby carriage.

Michael Robinson's tranny conversion into Michelle Obama

Michael Obama is said to have undergone surgery in his late 20s, just before he met Barack Hussein, who knew from the beginning about the real Michelle. Michael was not going to begin that relationship based on a lie, so he told Barack, but he already knew. Their kids are all from Barack's sperm but they're surrogates. Michael is "mom" and that's that.

“When it comes to me, they get really, really ignorant. They believe that just because I have an Adam’s Apple that I’m not a real woman.”

The dead giveaway, when you're trying to tell someone's biological gender (that's called science, by the way), is by taking a look at their laryngeal prominence or "neck triangle." Commonly known as the Adam's apple, that's the protrusion or "lump" formed by a certain angle of thyroid cartilage that surrounds and protects the larynx. For adult males this secondary sexual characteristic is clearly visible and also palpable. This is related to the deepening of the voice, as it becomes accentuated during puberty.

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There is cosmetic surgery, called chondrolaryngoplasy, that can be done to reshape the Adam's apple by reducing some of the thyroid cartilage. But then there's those big manly shoulders to contend with, when we're speaking of Michael Obama.

Maybe everyone will think she works out really hard, and so the simplest solution to that cover-up problem is just don't cover them up, ever. Attention women seeking arms and shoulders like "Michelle" Obama, if you weren't also born a man, it may be difficult to just work out and develop shoulders like an NFL linebacker.

Michael still has his junk, cause that ain't no summer sausage he's grabbin'

Watch Michael "Michelle" Obama shake his junk on the Ellen Show. That's a package, unless "she" is just carrying "her" mace around her waist in "her" jock strap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgJaCYxnj8k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5ZGTQLx3TE

Michelle is a biological man, says Barack Obama's brother Malik

Ooops. Did that get published? Yes, the brother of the infamous former president spilled the beans about the first gay president that we know about, and the first "First Man" to live in the White House. Barack's brother Malik posted tweets about Michelle really being Michael. After all, with hands that huge, an Adam's apple, and shoulders that could lift the back end of a pickup truck off the ground, Malik was simply stating the obvious. Is that just a woman with thyroid problems and a big banana in her pocket for a snack later? Only his husband knows for sure.

What we do know for sure is that every day was opposite day for Barack Obama when he was in office for those long eight years, and he's still lying through his teeth to get his senile cohort in the driver's seat now. The Left lies about everything, so why not lie about Michael's penis? Tune into FakeScience.news for more uncovering of absurd fiascoes the Left always dismally tries to cover up. And don't you worry Michael, your secret is safe with us.

Sources for this article include:

FakeScience.news

JudiciaryReport.com

ObamaWatcher.com

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