Saturday satire: When Walmart required customers to wear masks, they had no idea THIS would happen…
07/18/2020 // Mike Adams // Views

If you've ever wondered why the human race is doomed -- and why mask mandates are a complete waste of time -- look no further than Walmart, where you will find some of the most hilarious demonstrations of medical illiteracy the world has ever seen.

Last week, Walmart announced that all its customers must wear masks. They mistakenly forgot to define the term "mask," so Walmart shoppers came up with their own answers to that conundrum.

And they are beyond hilarious.

All photos below courtesy of, where you'll find tens of thousands of other photos that are so psychologically tormenting, you'll be begging for a mask to cover your eyeballs.

Just remember what Walmart people say when you're taking photos of them to post on the Internet: They hate us 'cuz they anus.

Lets make Dr. Fauci proud... You want masks? We give you masks!

A whole new rendition of the term "bag lady"...


My husband was about to throw these out, but they're still usable! The only question is, does the ass side go in front, or back?


Honey, don't forget the eggplant. We'll need some on the moon:


White diapers matter...


Luke, I am your pork-devouring father... and my tats are epic:


For some reason when I put this bag on my head, the whole Walmart store goes dark...


There's a cereal killer on the loose at Walmart:


When we said "air filter," we didn't mean to take one off your car's engine...


Coronavirus is no match for Storage Bin Man! This guy is like a walking cartoon of comedy:


It's not quite the Cone of Silence, but rather the Umbrella of Plastic:


Did you know that if you attach two yellow masks together with shoe laces, you can make a pair of fashionable shorts?


Odds are, no one needs any special reminder to keep their distance from this guy:


But here's a man with a social distancing idea that might actually work!


The wings make it work even better, helping you feel fresh and free!


Everything was going great today until my head got stuck in this fish bowl, so I figured why not just continue shopping with it on?


The highway construction crew called and they want their road cones back...


Bee happy:


But officer, I was wearing a mask... just not on my face! Does that count?


I know the libtard Left has been destroying the meaning of words, but "mask" doesn't mean "snorkel"...


And finally, like I said earlier, they hate us 'cuz they anus.

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Mike Adams (aka the "Health Ranger") is the founding editor of, a best selling author (#1 best selling science book on called "Food Forensics"), an environmental scientist, a patent holder for a cesium radioactive isotope elimination invention, a multiple award winner for outstanding journalism, a science news publisher and influential commentator on topics ranging from science and medicine to culture and politics.

Mike Adams also serves as the lab science director of an internationally accredited (ISO 17025) analytical laboratory known as CWC Labs. There, he was awarded a Certificate of Excellence for achieving extremely high accuracy in the analysis of toxic elements in unknown water samples using ICP-MS instrumentation.

In his laboratory research, Adams has made numerous food safety breakthroughs such as revealing rice protein products imported from Asia to be contaminated with toxic heavy metals like lead, cadmium and tungsten. Adams was the first food science researcher to document high levels of tungsten in superfoods. He also discovered over 11 ppm lead in imported mangosteen powder, and led an industry-wide voluntary agreement to limit heavy metals in rice protein products.

Adams has also helped defend the rights of home gardeners and protect the medical freedom rights of parents. Adams is widely recognized to have made a remarkable global impact on issues like GMOs, vaccines, nutrition therapies, human consciousness.

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