Health Ranger releases new “Sh*tcoin and Buttcoin” Counterthink animation that mocks Bitcoin crypto-lunacy
01/17/2018 // Mike Adams // Views

As part of a new series of hilarious animations being released on, today I'm releasing "Sh*tcoin and Buttcoin," a hilarious two-minute animation that satirizes all the brain dead arguments of Bitcoin cultists who have convinced themselves that Bitcoin isn't a speculative bubble.

You can watch it now at (or see the embedded videos, below).

As of today, Bitcoin has now plummeted 50% from its high, and many former Bitcoin cultists are finally starting to awaken to the reality that Bitcoin isn't going to take over the world's money supply. A major Bitcoin transaction hub, BitConnect, was just shuttered after being accused of sketchy, Ponzi-like schemes. At the same time, Bitcoin's supposed usefulness as a payment system has utterly collapsed, and there's even a report that a Bitcoin conference has stopped accepting Bitcoin as payment for the conference due to sky-high transaction costs and super slow "clearing" of such transactions, often exceeding two days.

Conflating Wall Street terminology with crypto-delusions to trick "investors"

Bitcoin's "market capitalization" is, of course, a mathematical hoax, as Bitcoin cultists are multiplying the last purchase price times the total number of Bitcoins in existence, even though the vast majority of them were purchased or mined for just a few pennies. There's no "capitalization" of Bitcoin anyway, since Bitcoin isn't a corporation and it owns no assets. It's not even an entity. Yet people continue to be duped into thinking they are "investing" in Bitcoin as if they're buying shares of a corporation or something.


In fact, the entire Bitcoin Ponzi scheme has relied heavily on conflating cryptocurrency lingo with traditional stock market investment terms, tricking many people into thinking they're buying into something that gives them ownership, dividends and the usual regulatory protections that criminalize Wall Street investment schemes. Imagine their shock when they find out that 1) Bitcoin owns nothing, 2) There are no regulatory protections against Bitcoin price fixing, insider trading and fraud, and 3) When you "buy" Bitcoin, you don't own anything other than an entry on a shared public spreadsheet. Also, for the record: 4) Bitcoin is incredibly slow and expensive to use, costing over $20 per transaction and sometimes taking days to clear that transaction.

Just as I predicted in a Natural News article, 2018 is the year when the governments of the world are cracking down on Bitcoin. It's already under way, with South Korea, Russia, China and other countries exploring various avenues for either regulating or outlawing Bitcoin altogether. As I wrote previously:

2018 will be the year that central banks begin to fight back against the growing phenomenon of cryptocurrency. Manipulating the crypto markets is child’s play for the central banks, which will no doubt engineer a panic selloff or cyber attack on the blockchain as a means to destroy the credibility of crypto in the minds of the public.

Watch "Sh*tcoin and Buttcoin" here









Mike Adams (aka the "Health Ranger") is the founding editor of, a best selling author (#1 best selling science book on called "Food Forensics"), an environmental scientist, a patent holder for a cesium radioactive isotope elimination invention, a multiple award winner for outstanding journalism, a science news publisher and influential commentator on topics ranging from science and medicine to culture and politics.

Mike Adams also serves as the lab science director of an internationally accredited (ISO 17025) analytical laboratory known as CWC Labs. There, he was awarded a Certificate of Excellence for achieving extremely high accuracy in the analysis of toxic elements in unknown water samples using ICP-MS instrumentation.

In his laboratory research, Adams has made numerous food safety breakthroughs such as revealing rice protein products imported from Asia to be contaminated with toxic heavy metals like lead, cadmium and tungsten. Adams was the first food science researcher to document high levels of tungsten in superfoods. He also discovered over 11 ppm lead in imported mangosteen powder, and led an industry-wide voluntary agreement to limit heavy metals in rice protein products.

Adams has also helped defend the rights of home gardeners and protect the medical freedom rights of parents. Adams is widely recognized to have made a remarkable global impact on issues like GMOs, vaccines, nutrition therapies, human consciousness.

Take Action:
Support Natural News by linking to this article from your website.
Permalink to this article:
Embed article link:
Reprinting this article:
Non-commercial use is permitted with credit to (including a clickable link).
Please contact us for more information.
Free Email Alerts
Get independent news alerts on natural cures, food lab tests, cannabis medicine, science, robotics, drones, privacy and more.
App Store
Android App
eTrust Pro Certified

This site is part of the Natural News Network © 2022 All Rights Reserved. Privacy | Terms All content posted on this site is commentary or opinion and is protected under Free Speech. Truth Publishing International, LTD. is not responsible for content written by contributing authors. The information on this site is provided for educational and entertainment purposes only. It is not intended as a substitute for professional advice of any kind. Truth Publishing assumes no responsibility for the use or misuse of this material. Your use of this website indicates your agreement to these terms and those published here. All trademarks, registered trademarks and servicemarks mentioned on this site are the property of their respective owners.

This site uses cookies
Natural News uses cookies to improve your experience on our site. By using this site, you agree to our privacy policy.
Learn More
Get 100% real, uncensored news delivered straight to your inbox
You can unsubscribe at any time. Your email privacy is completely protected.