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In the beginning (Satire)

Saturday, April 16, 2011 by: Hesh Goldstein
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(NaturalNews) In the Beginning, when the earth was without form, and void, and darkness was on the face of the deep, Satan said, "It doesn't get any better than this!"

And God said, "Let there be light! Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb, and the fruit tree yielding fruit."

And God saw that it was good.

And Satan said, "There goes the neighborhood!"

God then created man and woman and saw that they were lean and fit.

God populated the earth with broccoli, cauliflower, spinach, and green and yellow vegetables.

Satan said, "I know how I can get back in this game," and created the cheeseburger.

And man said, "Supersize the fries," and gained five pounds.

Satan brought forth chocolate and woman gained five pounds.

Satan then brought forth fried chicken and fried steak so big, that it needed its own platter.

And man's cholesterol went through the roof!

And God sent running shoes and man resolved to lose weight.

But Satan brought forth the remote control and ESPN and ESPN 2, and Man gained another 20 pounds.

And God said, "You're running up the score Devil," and brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition.

And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them.

And man clutched his remote and ate the potato chips, swaddled in cholesterol, and went into cardiac arrest.

And Satan said, "This is good!"

And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

And Satan created HMO's!

About the author:
I have been doing a weekly radio show in Honolulu since 1981 called "Health Talk". In 2007 I was "forced" to get a Masters degree in Nutrition because of all the doctors that would call in asking for my credentials. They do not call in anymore. Going to www.healthtalkhawaii.com enables you, among other things, to listen to the shows. I am an activist. In addition to espousing an organic vegan diet for optimum health, I am strongly opposed to GMOs, vaccines, processed foods, MSG, aspartame, fluoridation and everything else that the pimps (Big Pharma, Monsanto and the large food companies) and the hookers (the doctors, the government agencies, the public health officials, and the mainstream media) thrust upon us, the tricks.
After being vaccinated with the DTP vaccine as a child I developed asthma. After taking the organic sulfur crystals (they are harvested from the pine trees in Louisiana) in November of 2008 for 10 days my asthma reversed and has not come back over 4 years later, 18 cases, so far, of autism have been reversed, as has cancer, Alzheimer's and Parkinson's disease, osteoarthritis, joint pain, astigmatism, gum disease, increased sexual activity, heavy metal and radiation elimination, parasite elimination, free radicals elimination, faster athletic recovery time, increased blood circulation, reduced inflammation, resistance to getting the flu, reduction of wrinkles, allergy reduction, reduced PMS and monthly period pain, nausea, migraines and so much more. And it's only possible because of the oxygen it releases that floods the cells of the body. The sulfur, as proven by the University of Southampton in England, enables the body to produce vitamin B12 and the essential amino acids. You can find out more about this incredible nutrient also on my website - www.healthtalkhawaii.com -.
My book, "a Sane Diet For An Insane World", has been published. It can be viewed at
www.asanediet.com.

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