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 The Museum of Bad-vertising

We've assembled this hilarious collection of TRUE advertisements from corporations promoting sodas for infants, cigarettes for health, psych drugs for children and much more. Do you have any that we can add to our collection? Just email us at badvertising [at] naturalnews.com


"Why we have the youngest customers in the business. Nothing does it like Seven-Up!" "For a better start in life, start COLA earlier! How soon is too soon?" "More Doctors Smoke CAMELS than any other cigarette! The doctors' choice is America's choice!"

Because what toddlers really need is liquified sugar and phosphoric acid that eats away their bones. Create a whole new generation of obesity!

Today's efforts by Big Pharma to put toddlers on psychotropic drugs will one day look just as stupid as this ad from the Soda Pop Board of America.

This tells you everything you need to know about doctors. 'Nuff said.

"Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere." "There is a Doctor in the House." "Starts CONCERTA... Makes teacher proud"

Right, because bad breath and lung cancer are so sexy that gorgeous women will fall in love with you instantly! How to pick up girls: Just blow carcinogenic smoke in their eyes!

Yes, there is a doctor in the house. Unfortunately, he's as dumb as dirt and will do anything he's told by powerful corporations. That's why doctors really did smoke more camels than any other cigarette. The ad itself says, "... nose and throat specialists, doctors in every branch of medicine... a total of 113,597 doctors..."

"28 million prescriptions written" "Consistent Kevin through the day, even through homework" "Treat me like me"



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