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Comments by Mike Adams, the Health RangerWith this Counterthink Cartoon, we're trying something new: User-generated dialog! I provide the concept, Dan Berger provides the art, and YOU provide the dialog! Simply post your dialog in the user comment section below. We'll take the best suggestions and post them here in this text area, with credit to the user who posted the idea. The Funniest Quotes Posted so FarMichael Phelps must be on his cross-country tour!- jrocket77 STOP FIRING! We will be fined by the Federation for damaging the Soylent Green Crop! - 0jeMB6EVvpuT7 I'm so sorry, Zogelina. I know I promised you a relaxing cattle -mutilation get-away -- but would you settle for a soul-soothing nuclear holocaust instead? - Ron Strauss I didn't know processed foods caused this much gas! - Elizabeth Donnelly I knew we shouldn't have given them the Chem-Trail recipe in METRICS!!! - i811st This isn't half as bad as their healthcare. - Cartah I think we can take off our masks Mr. President, no one is going to see us from here. - Vansing We probably shouldn't show them the particle accelerator free energy technology just yet... - Joby Honorable Mention:Since the crop circles weren't working I decided to be a little more obvious and use smoke signals!- K9E5r5xuuMM8aw7X2NmvZA0obbvq At least we know where NOT to land to collect decent life form samples. - fF4eqWsP0vsP3RKB7MAfpsYYTcY Apparently, THAT'S what he meant by "change." - EntoMan Intergalactic Real-Estate Agent: "Sure, it needs a little work but that's why it's such a bargain!" - Wendie Webber CHT Well, I guess the search for intelligent life goes on... robsanbo 2/6 I told you these earthlings have the hotest chili in the galaxy. Bruno 2/6 "On second thought, let's try SOUTH America for our vacation!" leoscone 2/6 "Okay Ralph, you want to run your definition of "intelligent life" by me again?" - Robert Pesavento The lesson for today son is that population control works best in large doses. - kenny We leave them unattended for a few centuries and look what happens! - Jeremiah And the search for 'intelligent life' continues... - Ryan Post your own suggestions in the Google FriendConnect comment form below… Permissions to use: Want to use this cartoon? Specific, limited permission is granted to reprint in any book, movie, website, magazine, newspaper, animation or other media under the following 'professional courtesy' conditions:
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