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Pledge of Allegiance hijacked by Big Pharma (satire) Mike Adams, the Health Ranger See article keywords and concepts

The NEW pledge of allegiance, authored by drug company researchers, shall be recited as follows: THE NEW pledge of allegiance TO OUR MEDICATION NATION I pledge allegiance to the drugs of the United States of America And to the pharmaceutical My doctor demands One medication Under FDA Uninsured With Viagra and Prozac for all. A spokesperson for ConPfuzer, a leading drug company, explained the reason for the changes: "Children need Prozac. All we're doing is reminding them to take their medically-justified medications each morning as they begin their schoolday.

REPPED: Under new laws declared by the Bush Administration, Big Pharma will begin funding public education, but schoolchildren will now be required to recite an UPDATED pledge of allegiance. For those who may have forgotten, here's the ORIGINAL Pledge: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America And to the Republic For which it stands One nation Under God Indivisible With liberty and justice for all.

The new pledge of allegiance, we've also learned, has been copyrighted by ConPfuzer, which will charge schoolchildren their lunch money as a royalty payment for reciting the Pledge each day. "We must teach schoolchildren to respect intellectual property at an early age," said a ConPfuzer statement. "Otherwise, they might grow up and commit more serious crimes like sharing music." It's too late to actually stop the new Pledge from becoming law. President Bush, citing anti-terrorism powers, explained, "Laws are whatever I say they are.

Here's some REAL information about the Pledge of Allegiance: The history of the Pledge: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pledge_of_Allegiance Keep the Pledge effort (with a conservative angle): http://www.keepthepledge.

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Think about this scary fact, the majority of people tested could not recite the Pledge of Allegiance; however, almost all of them could sing the Big Mac song...two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese... You are probably singing it right now! The scariest thing to me is how fast food is in effect being sold in schools. When you look at the school lunch programs, it is absolutely appalling. Again, watch the movie Supersize Me to get the full story. The most appalling observation is there is huge resistance from junk-food companies that make huge profits off of the schools.

Age Erasers for Men: Hundreds of Fast and Easy Ways to Beat the Years Doug Dollemore, Mark Giuliucci and the Editors of Men's Health Magazine See book keywords and concepts

There you store permanent recollections, such as important addresses and names, the pledge of allegiance and memories of childhood Christmas mornings. For years, studies kept showing that scratch-pad and mid-range memories start declining relatively early in life—even in your forties. But the research was flawed, Dr. Herrmann says. New evidence shows that you probably won't suffer serious memory loss until well into your sixties or seventies, he says. So why are you forgetting things more than you used to? Stress could be one reason.

Brain Longevity: The Breakthrough Medical Program that Improves Your Mind and Memory Dharma Singh Khalsa, M.D. See book keywords and concepts

For example, if you look at a phone number, then say the pledge of allegiance, you'll probably forget the phone number. In very much the same way, stress hampers working memory. If the limbic system is preoccupied with stressful concerns, it will subtly bombard the prefrontal areas—where most working memories are stored—with electrochemical "static." In this way, stress prevents working memories from becoming short-term memories (and then, possibly, longterm memories). Technically, this is not memory "loss," because you can't lose what you never had.

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