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Actual female zombie attacks McDonald's drive-thru window, unleashes living dead rampage for Chicken McNuggets

Monday, September 02, 2013
by Mike Adams, the Health Ranger
Editor of NaturalNews.com (See all articles...)
Tags: zombie attack, Chicken McNuggets, caught on video

Zombie attack
(NaturalNews) I've long warned Natural News readers about the coming wave of real-life zombies who will maraud through the cities, smashing windows, stealing fast food and threatening to eat the faces of whatever unlucky human victims are still around.

I never thought this exact scenario would be caught on video at an actual McDonald's restaurant.

As caught on video, the drive-thru workers of a McDonald's in Toledo were attacked by an actual female zombie who leaped out of her car, clawed through the drive-thru window and began tearing at any living person in sight. She was screaming about needing "Chicken McNuggets" even though it was 6:30 am and McDonald's doesn't serve McNuggets until their lunch menu opens up.

Beating on the glass window and clutching at McDonald's employees, this female zombie uttered a series of phenomenal phrases which are now becoming the stuff of legend across the 'net. (See the video and photos below.)

Those phrases include:

"Unless you're sticking McNuggets into my hands, I don't wanna hear it!"

"Don't you ****ing run away from me you fat meatbag, I will end you!"

"Don't make me assume my ultimate form, I will ****ing wreck you!"

"I'm going to eat your ****ing face and I'm going to digest it and **** it out into the gutter!"

"I want my ****ing nuggets!"

During her zombie attack, she also emitted numerous screeching sounds including cat-like hisses and animalistic attack noises.

Zombie feeds on Chicken McNuggets

Don't you find it fascinating that the No. 1 food choice of this raging zombie is none other than Chicken McNuggets? This is the same fast food delicacy I recently exposed as containing "strange fibers" in a series of microscopy photos taken at the Natural News Forensic Food Laboratory. (See below.)

Is there some yet-undocumented link between Chicken McNuggets and the living dead?

See for yourself. In this photo, you can see the female zombie leaping out of her car and attempting to force her way in through the window:



In this next photo, she manages to punch or grab a McDonald's employee:



In this snapshot, she threatens to "assume my ultimate form" which I suppose means she's going to transform into a 12-foot combat demon:



The McDonald's employees actually keep their cool through the entire attack, trying to shield their faces from the hungry McNuggets zombie just inches away:



Here, the McDonald's employees cleverly try to decapitate the zombie with the sliding glass window, which is apparently one of the few ways to effectively kill such a creature:



Not able to get Chicken McNuggets, the female zombie is more than happy to feast on human faces... as long as she gets some dipping sauce to go with it:



Unable to acquire either McNuggets or human faces for consumption, the female zombie throws a beer bottle through the window, smashing a hole in it:



See the full video here:



For the record, here is some of what we found in Chicken McNuggets at our own Forensic Food Lab. Click here to see more images.



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About the author:Mike Adams (aka the "Health Ranger") is the founding editor of NaturalNews.com, the internet's No. 1 natural health news website, now reaching 7 million unique readers a month.

In late 2013, Adams launched the Natural News Forensic Food Lab, where he conducts atomic spectroscopy research into food contaminants using high-end ICP-MS instrumentation. With this research, Adams has made numerous food safety breakthroughs such as revealing rice protein products imported from Asia to be contaminated with toxic heavy metals like lead, cadmium and tungsten. Adams was the first food science researcher to document high levels of tungsten in superfoods. He also discovered over 11 ppm lead in imported mangosteen powder, and led an industry-wide voluntary agreement to limit heavy metals in rice protein products to low levels by July 1, 2015.

In addition to his lab work, Adams is also the (non-paid) executive director of the non-profit Consumer Wellness Center (CWC), an organization that redirects 100% of its donations receipts to grant programs that teach children and women how to grow their own food or vastly improve their nutrition. Click here to see some of the CWC success stories.

With a background in science and software technology, Adams is the original founder of the email newsletter technology company known as Arial Software. Using his technical experience combined with his love for natural health, Adams developed and deployed the content management system currently driving NaturalNews.com. He also engineered the high-level statistical algorithms that power SCIENCE.naturalnews.com, a massive research resource now featuring over 10 million scientific studies.

Adams is well known for his incredibly popular consumer activism video blowing the lid on fake blueberries used throughout the food supply. He has also exposed "strange fibers" found in Chicken McNuggets, fake academic credentials of so-called health "gurus," dangerous "detox" products imported as battery acid and sold for oral consumption, fake acai berry scams, the California raw milk raids, the vaccine research fraud revealed by industry whistleblowers and many other topics.

Adams has also helped defend the rights of home gardeners and protect the medical freedom rights of parents. Adams is widely recognized to have made a remarkable global impact on issues like GMOs, vaccines, nutrition therapies, human consciousness.

In addition to his activism, Adams is an accomplished musician who has released ten popular songs covering a variety of activism topics.

Click here to read a more detailed bio on Mike Adams, the Health Ranger, at HealthRanger.com.

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