Need some help going? Introducing the Turdle, an amazing device that gets things moving when you're on the throne

Tuesday, July 02, 2013
by Mike Adams, the Health Ranger
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Tags: Turdle, constipation solution, elimination

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(NaturalNews) You're gonna love this one... especially if you've ever had to work a little too hard to get your "business" done. The creators of Boku Superfood have now come up with a clever, friendly device that helps you get things moving. Shaped like a half-cylinder and made with a texture that resembles a yoga mat, the "Turdle" allow you to gently lean forward while placing the Turdle in your lap, creating subtle pressure in just the right place to help you get done and get on with your day!

Yeah, the name "Turdle" is kinda cute, but the issue of chronic constipation is quite serious. Millions of Americans suffer from it, and they often either end up addicted to chemical laxatives or spending inordinate amounts of time on the toilet, straining and possibly hurting themselves.

The Turdle solves the problem in a totally different way: A gentle pressure massage that actually stimulates your large intestine and supports your natural peristaltic action for achieving elimination!

Have you ever seen a doctor on a toilet?

The Turdle was recently featured on The Doctors on CBS, where doctors raved about its simplicity and effectiveness. Check out the following short video to see an actual demonstration (yes, a doctor on the throne!)

And if you want to see a really cheesy, hilarious comedy skit video featuring the Turdle and some toilet humor, check it out here:


The Turdle helps you GO

When everything's working great on the toilet, we tend to take it for granted. But try constipation for a couple of days, and you realize just how important elimination is to your quality of life.

Naturally, diet plays a huge role in constipation. People who eat enormous amounts of fiber-less foods like milk, cheese and meat often end up with "stuck intestines" that just don't want to move. So adding some natural fiber to your diet is always a great idea.

But sometimes it isn't enough, and you need a little extra "push." Enter the Turdle! Use it to apply gentle pressure to just the right areas of your lower torso, and you'll be amazed at how much easier it is to get things moving!

Where to get the Turdle

The Turdle is available right now at both the Natural News Store:

... and directly from the makers at:

The Turdle uses no batteries or moving parts, so it lasts practically forever. Satisfaction is 100% guaranteed. If you've ever experienced straining, or uncomfortable pushing, or had those days where you just can't seem to get things moving, try the Turdle and see how well it works for you.

Discover additional support with Turdle supplements

Need yet more help with digestion and elimination? The Turdle Time innovators have already introduced two very high-end supplements made with completely safe, effective ingredients: Turdle Cleanse and Turdle Enzymes.

Turdle Cleanse adds fiber, aloe vera and cascara sagrada to your diet. Take it with meals and it even helps you feel "more full" during your meal. Get some Turdle Cleanse at:


Turdle Enzymes aids digestion with a custom blend of digestive enzymes such as protease, lactase, peptidase, lipase and more. Take this with meals and experience the difference, especially if you're eating difficult-to-digest foods like cheese or milk. Turdle Enzymes is available at:


All of these products are also available at www.TurdleTime.com

Always try natural remedies first

Why do I advocate these types of natural products for improved digestion and elimination? Because too often I see people resorting to radical, last-ditch procedures like surgery or dangerous drugs, all out of a sense of sheer desperation. They didn't know to try the natural remedies first, and for many people, natural remedies solve the problem right away, avoiding the need to resort to dangerous procedures.

Constipation isn't a laughing matter if you've ever dealt with it. Not being able to go makes you feel terrible and can even affect your mood. In fact, there's a saying that was related to me by a Buddhist monk when I used to live in Asia. It's funny, but true: "Quality of life is being able to eat, sleep, poop and pee."

That covers the basics, at least. :-)

So try the Turdle if you want to see how it improves things for you. Here's a link to our entire detox support section at the Natural News Store:


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