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TSA Help Wanted comedy animation video causes ROFL pandemic across the internet, warns CDC (satire)

Tuesday, February 07, 2012
by Mike Adams, the Health Ranger
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Tags: TSA, help wanted, video

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(NaturalNews) A dangerous new disease known as ROFL has stricken internet users, and scientists are alarmed that it may spread through ethernet and wi-fi. The disease started with the release of the new "TSA Help Wanted" video created by the Health Ranger at NaturalNews.com, and it has since spread across Facebook, Twitter and independent websites, infecting millions.

For those who dare risk being stricken by ROFL, the video is available now at:
http://tv.naturalnews.com/v.asp?v=979D7B9F44...

or on YouTube, until they censor it, at:
http://youtu.be/NCTSzJDCzT8

The CDC has urged parents to have their children vaccinated against ROFL disease in order to "protect them from the internet," which is dangerous because it allows the free flow of ideas criticizing tyrannical government. Vaccines are expected to help quell the fast-spreading pandemic by causing widespread brain damage thanks to their chemical adjuvants and aluminum content.

Bill Gates is reportedly working with Merck to develop an even more powerful ROFL vaccine that will soon be made available at CVS pharmacies in the form of Valentine's Day cards featuring the slogan, "Nothing says LOVE better than a needle."

Beware of "TSA Help Wanted" video - it's contagious!

The Health Ranger's "TSA Help Wanted" satire video portrays a TSA help wanted ad that appeals to the "pathetic losers" of America who can't find employment anywhere else. It reveals comedic, hilarious and perverted scenes of TSA agents drooling over naked body scanner images and molesting little children -- which is, of course, what they do every single day at airports across America.

Watch it now at:
http://tv.naturalnews.com/v.asp?v=979D7B9F44...

Given that the TSA actually placed help wanted ads on pizza boxes, this satire ad isn't too far from the truth, explained Mike Adams, the activist creator of the satire video. "It is an established fact that TSA employees distribute child porn, steal electronics from the bags of passengers, plant fake cocaine in their luggage, sell stolen items on eBay and exhibit a kind of pathetic ego-driven tyranny that you might typically find acted out by a schoolyard bully," said Adams. "Our satire video simply portrays these factual characteristics of TSA employees in a comedic fashion as a way of exercising free expression in criticizing a known criminal operation."

Adams hopes that his video will encourage discussion about de-funding the TSA and eliminating the entire department from the federal government. He does not intend for the video to infect anyone else with ROFL disease, however.

"The TSA operates in total violation of the Fourth Amendment of the United States Constitution's Bill of Rights," explains Adams. "The actions taken by its employees, such as reaching into the pants and touching the genitals of travelers, are felony crimes that should be prosecuted as such." Accordingly, the TSA remains a gang of unindicted criminals committing human rights violations crimes every single day across America, says Adams.

See more dangerous ROFL videos

"TSA Help Wanted" is the latest in a series of activism videos, songs, articles and cartoons created by Mike Adams, whose comedic, activism-oriented articles are read by over four million people each month. Other activism projects include:

"Don't Touch My Junk" - a song and music video created and performed by Adams:
http://tv.naturalnews.com/v.asp?v=2728901EDF...

"Just Say No to GMOs" - another song and music video featuring Adams:
http://tv.naturalnews.com/v.asp?v=B459FF2B15...

"Suspicious Activity at Wal-Mart" - a hilarious poke at Janet Napolitano's "see something say something" campaign that encourages Americans to spy on each other:
http://tv.naturalnews.com/v.asp?v=5A4B5D4B84...

"General Mills Total Mind Games" - a satire comedy skit about the missing fruits in General Mills breakfast cereals:
http://tv.naturalnews.com/v.asp?v=851519FA1A...

"Vaccine Zombie" - an animated music video exposing the total medical quackery of over-vaccination:
http://tv.naturalnews.com/v.asp?v=6D05173308...

Join the NaturalNews Activism team

Adams encourages people who are fed up with TSA tyranny, vaccine-pushing quacks and fluoride-poisoning bureaucrats to join the NaturalNews Activism movement at:

www.NaturalNews.com/activism

With the help of millions of new activists, Adams says he secretly plans to spread the ROFL pandemic with yet more videos, cartoons and articles on subjects such as the FDA, DEA, USDA, LOL, OMG and of course TEOTWAWKI.

Stay tuned to NaturalNews.com for more pandemic releases in the near future.

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About the author: Mike Adams (aka the "Health Ranger") is the founding editor of NaturalNews.com, the internet's No. 1 natural health news website, now reaching 7 million unique readers a month.

With a background in science and software technology, Adams is the original founder of the email newsletter technology company known as Arial Software. Using his technical experience combined with his love for natural health, Adams developed and deployed the content management system currently driving NaturalNews.com. He also engineered the high-level statistical algorithms that power SCIENCE.naturalnews.com, a massive research resource now featuring over 10 million scientific studies.

In addition to being the co-star of the popular GAIAM TV series called Secrets to Health, Adams is also the (non-paid) executive director of the non-profit Consumer Wellness Center (CWC), an organization that redirects 100% of its donations receipts to grant programs that teach children and women how to grow their own food or vastly improve their nutrition. Click here to see some of the CWC success stories.

In 2013, Adams created the Natural News Forensic Food Laboratory, a research lab that analyzes common foods and supplements, reporting the results to the public. He is well known for his incredibly popular consumer activism video blowing the lid on fake blueberries used throughout the food supply. He has also exposed "strange fibers" found in Chicken McNuggets, fake academic credentials of so-called health "gurus," dangerous "detox" products imported as battery acid and sold for oral consumption, fake acai berry scams, the California raw milk raids, the vaccine research fraud revealed by industry whistleblowers and many other topics.

Adams has also helped defend the rights of home gardeners and protect the medical freedom rights of parents. Adams is widely recognized to have made a remarkable global impact on issues like GMOs, vaccines, nutrition therapies, human consciousness.

In addition to his activism, Adams is an accomplished musician who has released ten popular songs covering a variety of activism topics.

Click here to read a more detailed bio on Mike Adams, the Health Ranger, at HealthRanger.com.

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